right, so, the other day i got punched in the face three times by a girl.
now, THAT is misleading, so i will elaborate.

she's christian, a REAL christian. Tall... blonde, she towers over me, however "i find you intimidating" comes from her mouth, not mine.
i'm genuinely interested in her, so i ask a lot of questions, then i drop the 'so you're waiting until marriage, then?' line and she adamantly confirms this. I guess my friend and i smirk, but she ignores it.
There's a few more questions about this... and then she reveals she has never actually touched herself and i can't fucking get over it.

"have you ever hit anyone?"
"no, of course not!"
"do you want to? you can punch me in the face as hard as you can, if you want"
"can i really..."
"yes"

waste me.

it was great. she got me good on the third go, oh yes, adrenaline was exploding through my veins.

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